In an article on MSN Sean Nelson suggestions that some older artist need to hang it up. He gives us a list of 10 artists and pictures to boot... (A-Rod, what were you thinking??) I was entertained by the article and his humor and generally agree with his assessment of most of these artists. However, it got me to thinking about other artists that should hand it up and the one's that are aging gracefully, for instance, Steve Winwood whose latest CD Nine Lives is very good.
Elton is one of my all time favorite artists, but to be honest he hasn't done a solid album since 21 at 33 in 1980. I still listen to all the albums from Madman Across the Water to Rock of the Westies on a regular basis. But since then, other than 21 at 33, there are only a hand full of songs that I listen to and that was like 15-20 albums ago. Van Morrison is another artist that just isn't doing it for me anymore. I loved his run from Inarticulate Speech from the Heart (1983) to Hymms To the Silence (1991) and of course the early stuff as Moondance and Brown Eyed Girl will be with me forever. But since Hymmns, I just can't seem to get through any of his CDs without being bored to tears.
On the other hand, a group of geezers got together and formed The Subdudes. These old guys know their limitations and are producing some very listenable music! Bruce Cockburn is still producing great music and I can't wait for the DVD that is supposed be due out in the near future. Boz Skaggs DVD is very enjoyable. And I'm seriously thinking about buying Steve Miller's DVD.
What other artist should get the boot and who do you want to hear more of?
Here's Nelson's top 10 list:
Madonna
Black Crowes
The Who
Ray Davies
Joni Mitchell
Bryan Adams
Rolling Stones
Elton John
Carly Simon
Def Leppard
Enough Already!
By Sean Nelson
Special to MSN Music
Even though the Who famously hoped "I die before I get old," plenty of veteran musicians have managed to stay relevant far past their predicted sell-by dates. Just look at Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, even Elvis Costello and Prince -- still making vital, interesting albums well beyond the age of 50. But what about the ones who don't age gracefully, or who don't know when to quit, who keep pumping out records year after decade? Some people just stay too long at their own party, and MSN Music is here to turn on the lights.
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The Who
Surely any list of the five most important rock bands of all time must contain the Who (they're No. 4 on my list; Nos. 2 and 3 are also on this list).
But let's be serious: Have they made a good album, or, OK, an important album since 1973's "Quadrophenia," which I don't even like that much but kind of have to grant you, otherwise we go back to 1969's "Tommy," because I don't like "Who's Next" (1971) that much? The answer is NO.
And it's not because they're old (though it is partially because their drummer died before he got that way). It's because people run out of gas, and Pete Townshend's gift for the short sharp vulnerability ran aground of Roger Daltrey's tendency to grunt and growl instead of sing.
"Endless Wire," the putative Who album from 2006 was one of the most painful listening experiences I can remember -- not one good song, not one good part. How was this the Who? Well, it wasn't. And now they're working on a new one. Here's hoping they never finish.
The Rolling Stones
It's such a cliché by now to make fun of the Stones' advanced age in relation to their live act that you almost forget how long it's been since they've made a good album.
The answer is 36 years. The album was 1972's "Exile on Main Street." If you want to be generous, you could make the case for "Some Girls" in 1978.
Either way, it's been at least three decades since "the world's greatest rock and roll band" could genuinely lay claim to that title. And yet, every time they mount a new tour, a new album comes along to diminish the worth of what should, in fairness, be called "the world's greatest rock and roll brand."
I know, I know, you can't always get what you want, but if a couple of grizzled old glimmer twins are reading this, I hope it's not too much to hope that, with the recent release of "Shine a Light," this could be the last time.
Def Leppard (see also, Whitesnake)
There was a time -- let's call it the early '80s -- when it seemed like this good-looking, young Zeppelin/Sabbath-lite semi-hard-rock band's hit strewn "Pyromania" LP was a perfect expression of the MTV-defined pop times.
Then a few years passed, tragedies beset the band and they managed to earn a big comeback, in the form of "Hysteria," featuring the unstoppably dumb mega hit "Pour Some Sugar on Me." That was 1987, 21 years ago.
In the meantime, it has become clear that the meaningless (though somehow still stupid) lyrics, good-time party attitude and retrograde iconography is better served up by bands that are young and dumb, not just dumb.
Not because it's more rock to be old, but because anyone who isn't 20 has no business making music so brainless -- just ask their new album. Pour some ointment on them; they're done.
