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George: The wedding is off. Now you can go to
the Super Bowl.
Jerry: I can't call Tim Whatley and ask for the
tickets back.
George: You just gave them to him two days ago,
he's gotta give you a grace period.
Jerry: Are you even vaguely familiar with the
concept of giving? There's no grace period.
George: Well, didn't he regift the label maker?
Jerry: Possibly.
George: Well, if he can regift, why can't you
degift?
Jerry: You may have a point.
George: I have a point, I have a point.
the Super Bowl.
Jerry: I can't call Tim Whatley and ask for the
tickets back.
George: You just gave them to him two days ago,
he's gotta give you a grace period.
Jerry: Are you even vaguely familiar with the
concept of giving? There's no grace period.
George: Well, didn't he regift the label maker?
Jerry: Possibly.
George: Well, if he can regift, why can't you
degift?
Jerry: You may have a point.
George: I have a point, I have a point.
I personally think this points out the craziness in gift giving at Christmas and Chanukah. Arbitrary gifts purchased just to conform to what is expected are such a waste. Just donate them to a thrift shop right off the bat. Send a thoughtful handwritten note from your heart instead.
Bahhumbugigetthiswayeveryyeariapologise. XO

