All right. I know you've got one. I want to know who's on it!

Here's mine:
(in no particular order)
1. Reese Witherspoon
2. Danni Boatright (recent winner of Survivor)
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Lisa Loeb
5. Salma Hayek

Unfortunately, Miss Katie Holmes had to be removed this year for reasons which should not be spoken of aloud...


(For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, this list is your five "freebies," regardless of your current relationship status...)

Ooh! I love these!

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Gwyneth Paltrow
3. The lead singer from Garbage
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Avril Lavigne (just kidding... ok, no I'm not)

Shirley Manson, Brandon. Geez! Don't they have Google in Kansas? Could you imagine if you met Shirley and showed her your laminated list? "The lead singer from Garbage." Pah! That's even worse than replacing her with Winona Ryder!

Oh, I forgot Winona Ryder. I also thought of a few more to add to the list:

- Clemence Poesy (Harry Potter characters shouldn't be that hot)
- Audrey Tautou (language barriers be damned!)
- Miranda Otto (Eowyn!)
- Suzanne Vega (as she was in the 80s)
- Any one of the Gogos (or more than one)
- Linda Cardellini
- Owen Wilson (because, come on--Owen Wilson!)
- Famke Janssen
- Anna Paquin
- And Harper Lee, if I had a time machine

Is this list supposed to be exhaustive? Because I thought of some more.

This might take a few months or even years to complete this list you know, so I'll start off w/ 10.

1. Shirley Manson
2. Dolores O'Riordan
3. Samuel L Jackson
4. Denzel Washington
5. Torri Hunter
6. Adam Duritz
7. Sarah McLachlan
8. Jewel (newer stuff)
9. Natalie Merchant
10. Billly Corgan (smashing pumpkins days)

um.. according to the rules (as set in stone on Friends), you are only allowed 5.

- Kate Hudson
- Karin Bergquist (she's not reading this, is she? oh god, I hope she's not reading this. how embarracing)
- Amy Grant (nobody's reading this, are they? oh god, I hope nobody's reading this)
- any Playboy® bunny
- your mom

awww....Brook! Don't be embarracked! Everybody's doing it!
~m

currently? funnily enough, i don't really have crushes on celebrities that much.

Scarlett Johansson
Miranda Otto
Cate Blanchett
Lyv Tyler
Jena Malone

yes, i know it's all three of the lead actresses from Lord of the Rings. i AM a geek after all. for some reason, i don't really like Angelina Jolie though.

"She speaks excellent English." - imdb.com

i'll second kate hudson, anna paquin and clemense posey though. heck yes!

Nicole Kidman
Tanya Memme
Julia Ormond
Faith Hill
Charisma Carpenter.

:whew:

Thanks, Brook, for reiterating the rules. It has to be limited to five--that's what makes it hard, having to decide who to bump off. For example, I'd love for Natalie Portman and Jessica Simpson to sneak onto my list, but that just can't happen right now (maybe I'll replace Salma and Lisa in a couple of years with younger, um, perkier versions...).

PS--and Brook, if you add "10-15 years ago" to Amy Grant, I'm *so* with you. Could she be any hotter? I've had some very unchristian thoughts about her....

I thought she was really hot circa 1985. Of course I was 11.

1. Christopher Meloni (of Law & Order: SVU fame)
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Joaquin Phoenix
4. Steve Carrell
5. (Tie) John Krasinski from The Office / Dane Cook/ Pete Yorn

how did i forget Natalie Portman?

i'll have to give it some thought, cause you don't just want any old celebrity sneaking on your list. for now, i'll start with:

1. michael ian black
2. ben folds

Oh please, physical beauty is such an ephemeral thing.


But since you asked:

Charlize Theron


Scarlett Johansson


Emanuelle Beart


Liv Tyler


Kate Beckinsale

1. Mark Ruffalo
2. Sufjan Stevens
3. Bono
4. rinse and repeat.

It seems a slight that no one named Bruce was on this list...

Eva Longoria

dang. she is hot in that little git up.

that's just wrong...

Oh, right. I forgot.

5. Bruce Willis


(Thanks!)

Haha...I just couldn't think of 2 more right then..

Give me time.

Maggie Gyllenhall
Tori Amos
Nellie McKay
Franka Potente
Audrey Tatou

if switch hitting... not that I would, but if, like, say there were only three people left on the earth and in order for someone to sleep with the really hot girl to make sure the human race didn't go extinct, me and any of the guys below had to sleep with each other first... yeah, i'd go for it...
Johnny Depp
Zach Braff
Jake Gyllenhall
Patrick Fugit

~fff

elicia cuthbert


cameron diaz


heather graham


cobie smulders (how i met your mother)


nadine velazquez (my name is earl)


jessica alba

one of these needs to be "honorable mention" i guess? i need to think about that... sorry, no way i could "cut" one.

i think i'd like to add jude law.

Just add him?

Elizabeth Perkins
Demi Moore
Isabella Rossellini
Franka Potente
Rachel McAdams
Jennifer Garner
Brooke Langton
Greta Scacchi
Audrey Tautou
Halle Berry
Juliette Binoche


This is just an off the top of my libido list. I reserve the right to drool on more later.

I like the addition of pictures to the post (iffin' it doesn't take up space -- had to say that for Drew), because it kinda shows that the particular person has a type. Granted, I only have 2 examples of this so far in the thread. I think more often than not, if everyone posted pictures of their top 5, there would be some kind of trend, some of them more obvious than others, e.g. Bill obviously likes blondes....

Anybody with me on this?

What a naughty thread! But I can't refuse the opportunity to make a list (I think it appeals to my OCD) Here goes:

Scarlett Johansson
Salma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
Jewel
Kate Beckinsale

Wow, that was a lot harder than I thought it would be. The top 5 that got cut (honorable mentions, as it were):

Christina Ricci
Milla Jovovich
Mary-Louise Parker
Renee Zellweger
Audrey Hepburn (if this was 1969, she'd be at the top of my list)

not necessarily...


cobie smulders (how i met your mother)


nadine velazquez (my name is earl)


jessica alba

i love the dark eyes on these brunettes.

i could go on (but you said 5 and i already have 6)...and on...

Ugh! Jessica Alba reminds of nothing more than a poseable mannequin. It's like she was pieced together from plastic...

But hey, there's no accounting for taste and whatnot...

Everyone should have a backup list. Here are #s 6 through 10, just in case.

Halle Berry


Jennifer Connelly


Jessica Alba

(if she's assembled from plastic parts, I want that kit!)

Elisha Cuthbert


Kate Winslet


I think it's primarily about the lips for me, although IMO Angelina Jolie is just too much.

(okay Bill, let's see the other four )

If I can time-travel on this little gem:

Angie Dickinson, 1966
Deborah Harry, 1976
Tina Turner, umm pretty much any damn year up to about 18 months after "What's Love Got to Do With It".
Rosie Perez, 1995 until present
Niami Campbell circa 1995 or so
Maria Conchita Alonzo (my generation's Salma Hayek)
Jenny McCarthy, 2000
... and goddesses of all goddesses: Ann Margaret and Sophia Loren -- that's right ... the Grumpy Old Men threesome!

If I can't:

Tyra
Halle Berry
Annabella Sciorra
Mariesa Tomei

Still thinking ....

ps. that "My Name is Earl" babe may make her way on to my list!

for me, it's the eyes and the lips/mouth too. the first things i notice...

and keith, i'm with you on kate winslet (#7),
and fred on halle (#8)...
and i'll add

kate hudson




keira knightley


wow, that's some fine looking ladies, i don't think i could classify any as "backups, they all could "have me" ...

So far, I only have three:

Johnny Depp
Patrick Dempsey
Noah Wyle

If I had a time machine, Paul Newman and Gregory Peck would be numbers 1 and 2, but as I don't, I'm going to have to think about this a while.

I reserve the right to knock and all of these gents off the list as soon as I discover better. After all, this is a hypothetical list -- I'm not one to ditch any hot guy who's committed to staying in my vicinity for a while.

now that's one "erector set" i wish i had asked for for christmas.

::note to self- birthday coming up soon, start dropping hints now::

oh how i crack myself up

interesting. i always thought that greg looked a little deppish.

okay...i think i have finished my list. obviously, i reserve the right to change at any time.

i laughed maybe a little too hard at this.

peace,
zayne

1. Kate Winslet
2. Mary-Louise Parker
3. Jennifer Beals
4. Halle Berry
5. Mariska Hargitay

And, if I played for the other team:

1. Billy Crudup
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Nick Lachey (BTW: Is he any relation to our very own Bruce??!)
4. Michael Chiarello
5. Jakob Dylan

These are my 5 tonight, anyway!

: )

Martine McCutcheon:

I don't see the sense in putting people on a list that are basically unattainable. I mean, this is a free-for-all list, where you make a pact with your "spouse" that no ramifications will occur if "relations" occur?

Why not put people from your neighborhood, or favorite hangouts on it? You're more likely to have an encounter with them... Maybe that hottie from work or the sweet sweet piece from the Orchard that you see a few times a year...

i know where you are going with this bruce. but, i'm sorry. i've told you, i love you like a brother...but you just aren't my type.

The problem with this is, say you initially want Isabella Rossalini on your list, but then decide that since she is international to replace her Winona Ryder whom you have a better chance of encountering. What happens when you run into Isabella at the coffee shop? Do you tell her she was on your list, but got bumped for a local person? That would totally ruin your chances with her, especially if your list is laminated!

Anyway...here are photo links for my updated list:

Amy Hockert, local NBC newscaster


Danni Boatright, Survivor winner


Angelina Jolie


Reese Witherspoon


Lisa Loeb

Bill's getting axed off my list, stat.

have you ever heard her music? the divine comedy remains as one of my fave cds.

peace,
zayne

Not necessarily on my list, but tennis player Sania Mirza is one of the most beautiful women from India I have seen:

Yep, it's great.