interesting catelog: http://www.vizeau.com/

I have similar issues with bronzed titanium men. Dated one boy in that category. Highly unlikely to ever repeat.

As I was saying in the VS thread....


*goes off to hide in her Den of Freakishness*

Oh heeeell no. Or, "Ew".

Ideal: boxers. non-grandpa boxers (y'know, the blue striped 3-pack...) like Old Navy prints (just an example) even better.

And I'm sorry, banana sacks are wrong. Simply wrong. I understand they are the norm or something in some european and s. american countries, whatever. But for me, unless you're a serious swimmer and donning a swim cap as you're heading into the water to do some laps, I wanna see board shorts.

Oh, dear GOD!

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BURNING WON'T STOP!!!!!!!!

I'd like to add, as I can't get the image of a scruffy man in boxers out of my head since reading this thread (THANKS, ZAYNE), that those boxer brief things are rather nice, too. Especially in black.

:ahem:

bwah hahahahahah!
okay, who of you out there is wearing a bracelet on your ping ping?!
Fess up!
~m

After seeing that site, that's what I thought you were SUPPOSED to do! I've been wearing a bracelet *down there* ever since this morning!

you mean this:

So very, very wrong...

ok...then pick one.

the perfect compromise. no wedgies but "the boys still have a home" so to speak.

No can do, Zayne. It's to painful, trying to talk myself into the idea that I indeed could select even one.

I'm this kind of girl: or this:

And hey, if he's festive, whatever. I could have a bang-up ol' time with these:


Serious, yo. The twig & berry squeezers are simply not sexy, appealing or attractive*. All I can think when I see those pics is, "the poor boys...". ::shrug::

*to me

A trim dude in boxer briefs... nothin' better. Mmm!

And Zayne, what possessed you to post that link?!?! It's not glorious.

who said anything about it being "glorious"??????!!!????

I know what possessed her, and damnit, I love her for it. Heh. And I do admit, some of those pics I stared at for a short time in awe. As in, "wtf?" kind of awe.

Different strokes (heh, i said "strokes", hehe heh) for different folks, yo.

It's a fine line between comedy and tragedy, that underwear, a fine line indeed.

sidenote: as a libra, this thread is fabulously fair. i mean, we do have our vicky's secret thread, i'm sure there's a guy, or two, out there who's simply not impressed at all with it. right? right....? ::crickets:: ri..ght?

I was just kidding.

I know, love. I just felt I should speak up as the boy's undies thread is getting much more abuse (and mostly by me) than the girl's undies thread - nothing directed at you, spunkalicious.

Can you say floppage? Yeah equate that banana cover with a 5 inch pair of spiked heels. That will tell you about how comfortable it would be.




Eh I figure if we are supposedly equal then why not?

Mmm. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

And p.s. I was just sayin' Michelle.

Different strokes(hehe)... different folks.

Do you mean at the moment, or in general?

In addition to the banana sack, that pose is just wrong. I mean, who here (besides Bruce) ever strikes that pose?!

See, maybe that's the tactic... To make you feel so badly for the "poor boys" that you wanna free them and, I dunno, give 'em a kiss and a nice warm/moist place to rest.

I just use that pose when I want to emphasize something I'm saying, kindof like a rap thing.

I'm glad someone else noticed the disturbing nature of some of the model's poses. Like seriously, WTF?

Also, I'm most disturbed by the whole Photoshop aspect of it. It looks like they took one dude and photoshopped on the different styles. I mean, was he just standing there, posing naked? I also noticed that in some pictures they took the liberty of giving him the lower back tribal tattoo.

But I must praise Zayne for even bringing our attention to this. You are the very master (mistress?) of finding shizz like this on the internet. You rule.

Also, Bruce has the "Athletic Body Thong" in Black. He didn't try it on for me, but I know he has it.

LOL!

"if you love something, set it free..."

now that you mentioned it margarita, i was just wondering...could you make me one of those "bracelet" things with "scamper" on it? just let me know when i need to stop by for the "fitting"?


(yes, i am kidding. that would be over the top. even for me.)

If Bill's coming over for a 'fitting', you'd better get the pepper and tweezers ready, Margarita!

"Oh my stars and garters!"

Cher

that is without a doubt one of THE most unattractive things I have ever seen in my life

Yeah, but you're young yet. You'll see a LOT worse in your long lifetime!

You know, it isn't the men or the bodies, it's the speedos and the oily poses.
Put those men in jeans and a white cotton shirt, just walkin' down a street and they be fine...yes.
Same goes for posing women with pouty lips and pushed out butts and boobs.

I don't like the fake tans either. plus they're probably all gay.

Excuse me.

I think I'm in shock.

shock a violent blow; a jolt to the mind or emotions;

I'll go with the jolt to both my mind and emotions

. . . and according to my medicinal dictionary my powers of reasoning, thinking, and expression may be indefinetly dulled.

And people dare wonder why I loathe Jessica Simpson! I swore at one point last summer that if I saw ONE MORE MAGAZINE COVER of her arching her back, I would kick in the damn display. I was given two weeks' rest. Thankfully.