So there I was... in the men's room at "Little Brothers" in Columbus Friday night..... washing my hands like a good boy. I look to my left and see a guy brushing his teeth. I'm like.... "who brushes his teeth in the men's room at Little Brothers?"

He looks over at me and, to my great surprise, it's Linford. So I tell him it's nice to meet him and to have a good show, and he's like, "right on" (with a mouthful of toothpaste). I continued to talk to him for a minute or two (yes, during his attempt at personal hygiene) and he was super gracious (I think his favorite response with a mouthful of toothpaste is "right on" btw...). Then (and it gets pretty funny here), a guy at the urinal starts talking to dude.... so we have a guy urinating..... talking to a guy brushing his teeth. There is something insanely wrong with that on some level, I just have to think about it for a moment.

Anyhoo...... the show was wonderful. Well worth the three hour drive.

Oh, and this seems to be a great board. Thanks for having me.

glad to have you here.

tell us more about yourself in the member bio section...preferably while you're out of the restroom.

glad you liked the show.

funny. in lexington, linford said something about a guy commenting to him in the bathroom that he had never seen anyone brush their teeth in a bar bathroom before (karin said he does it before they go on at every show). evidently, they struck up a conversation and the guy said something like, but i do brush my teeth at work everyday and linford replied "well, i am at work". pretty funny.

great story.

welcome to the orchard.

peace,
zayne

Thanks for making me feel welcome! Oh, and bivester, sorry, but I totally thieved your "signature format"......

Also, I did, indeed, post over in the member bio area (btw... funniest avatar ever DJD...... e-v-e-r).

Thanks,
J

Going back (by memory) I remember Linford writing in NS 1 about taking a bath in some venue during the opening act, or something like that.

Very interesting...

Sorry for the h/j!

Great story.

urination and conversation should never accompany one another, IMO, especially among strangers. I am often tempted to simply turn to the person talking to me, midstream, and "respond". mostly I just grunt in irritation.

I read somewhere that conversation should never pass between two men in a bathroom unless they are on "equal footing" (e.g. both urinating, both washing hands, both waiting in line, etc.).

I don't buy it..... at all.

whew, glad you explained that "on equal footing" comment. kinda scared me for a sec....

What? It totally makes sense, ya talkin'-while-urinatin'-psycho!

umm..... actually, you make my point for me.......

I have no problem with someone talking to me while they're urinating...

When given the choice between that and them actually turning around to make eye contact with me whilst doing so-=-=-which really wierds me out.

this thread didn't go quite the way I had hoped..... but there's still time......

most threads around these parts eventually spiral into the gutter somehow. just be glad we didn't start talking about masturbation... (which, btw, multiply my above sentiments by like a thousand regarding talking to another guy while...)

...

Interesting. I've used the restroom while Bruce was on the other side of the stall. It was weird.
Actually, I'm not all that comfortable talking about it... um yeah.

man, i thought all this time that bruce didn't have any urination boundaries.

peace,
zayne

Isn't there one marked out around his dining room table?
~m

is it in chalk?

Bru-Say, I am never staying at your condo again.

YSOBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

how is the pointy booted corsetted diva????

peace,
zayne

ZAYNE! How the hell are you???

I am, sadly, temprarily sans Pointy Boots. They had to go back to their maker for a repair, and I haven't seen them since. Yeah, I'm a little nervous. But I am otherwise well, and am still corsetting. In fact:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/kylecassi...434.html#cutid1

That just happened today. WOOTY WOOT!

S'up with you?

*ahem..... peeks nose into own thread long enough to say....... "that is some awesome photography....... very nice......... congrats"

*closes door quietly behind him as he leaves thread*



Late,
J

p.s. yeah, that cat's face is priceless........

no boots!!!!!!! will one of david's cookies ease the separation pain?

busy trying something new on the job front and working with some of the hrricane evacuees who have been routed to my area.

glad you are peaking your head in more often.

peace,
zayne