1 cup fresh ginger root, chopped into small cubes
8 medium-to-large garlic cloves, smashed and peeled
1/2 bunch scallions, cleaned and peeled
2 ounces of fresh thyme (about 1½ cups)
2 large jalapeño peppers, stems removed
1 or 2 habanero peppers, stems removed (optional)
1/2 cup whole allspice
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup water
1/4 cup cider vinegar
1 tbsp salt
Jamaicans make jerk sauce with incendiary habanero peppers (aka Scotch bonnets), but I only advise this if you're confident you can cope with it -- the jalapeños may be enough. Put all the ingredients in a blender or food processor and blend the mixture on high until it becomes a rather ill-looking green sludge. You may need to make it in two or three batches and beat the ingredients down with a rubber spatula occasionally. There will be little flecks of allspice berries in the final mixture, that's okay.
Marinate about 5 pounds of chicken parts in this stuff for two or three days in the refrigerator, and then smoke it or cook it on a low grill, preferably over hickory chips. Soooo good!