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LazyAsSin
So I've always thought Johnny Depp was pretty sexy in a hetero-sexual-man-crush sort of way. However, I just saw a preview for Charlie and the Chocolate factory and he creeped me out in a Robert-Smith-meets-Michael-Jackson-with-liver-disease sort of way. Has anyone else had this same reaction? What sort of Hollywood sense does de-sexifying Johnny make?
zayne
QUOTE(LazyAsSin @ May 26 2005, 06:44 PM)
What sort of Hollywood sense does de-sexifying Johnny make?
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the focus is the part...i found neither jack black nor edward scissorhands sexy. depp is a genius actor. looking forward to seeing the movie.

peace,
zayne
80% Angel
I did find Depp sexy as Captain Jack Sparrow, in a pirate who wears eyeliner sort of way. Not many men could put on that much eye make up and still look like a man. I think he is a great actor and can't wait to see him in Chocolate Factory even if he is a little creepy, I thought the guy in the original was more than a little creepy.
LazyAsSin
QUOTE(80% Angel @ May 27 2005, 12:28 PM)
I thought the guy in the original was more than a little creepy.
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I think the whole original movie was quite creepy--not only Gene Wilder (right?) but also the Oompa-Loompas...and in general just the way the movie was colored. It reminded me a little of the Wizard of Oz (a movie that scared the crap out of me when I was five and that I have since refused to watch--even with The Dark Side of the Moon). There's good creepy and bad creepy...I hope Johnny makes the new one good creepy.
80% Angel
Ooh I agree! Wizard of Oz.... BAD creepy. But I was an easily creeped out little girl. Gene Wilder (I think you're right) had some crazed eyes in the first one, hopefully Jonny can keep his eyes under control. wacko.gif Maybe this time since I am a little older I will be able to get through it without having to go sit on my dad's lap.
pico de gallo
QUOTE(80% Angel @ May 27 2005, 10:18 AM)
Maybe this time since I am a little older I will be able to get through it without having to go sit on my dad's lap.
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Now there's a visual.
80% Angel
Oh, don't get me wrong, I do still sit on my dad's lap, just not because I'm scared.
LazyAsSin
QUOTE(80% Angel @ May 27 2005, 03:07 PM)
Oh, don't get me wrong, I do still sit on my dad's lap, just not because I'm scared.
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Jill...is there something we should know? huh.gif
80% Angel
Well......I wasn't sure how to say it but now that you've asked.....


















biggrin.gif I just love my family. That's all. biggrin.gif
LazyAsSin
Now remind me...are you from Oregon or West Virginia?
80% Angel
Oh and not in that backwoods weird sort of way either so don't get any ideas. dry.gif
LazyAsSin
QUOTE(80% Angel @ May 27 2005, 06:46 PM)
Oh and not in that backwoods weird sort of way either so don't get any ideas. dry.gif
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You can't leave yourself open like that Jill...two minutes is way too much time for an incest joke...
80% Angel
Should have known better.....I won't wait so long next time. Or you could just clean up that mind of yours. laugh.gif
LazyAsSin
QUOTE(80% Angel @ May 27 2005, 06:57 PM)
Should have known better.....I won't wait so long next time. Or you could just clean up that mind of yours. laugh.gif
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Um...that might be a challenge... unsure.gif
zayne
QUOTE(80% Angel @ May 27 2005, 06:46 PM)
Oh and not in that backwoods weird sort of way either so don't get any ideas. dry.gif
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guess it's that non-angelic 20% that threw him. smile.gif

who's yo daddy!!!????!!!

peace,
zayne
joshua
i can't imagine another actor out there today doing a better job at playing wonka.

i think depp will make wilder proud.
coldteablues
I didn't realize Freddie Highmore was also cast in this one. Great!

Cher
coldteablues
QUOTE(LazyAsSin @ May 26 2005, 06:44 PM)
So I've always thought Johnny Depp was pretty sexy in a hetero-sexual-man-crush sort of way.  However, I just saw a preview for Charlie and the Chocolate factory and he creeped me out in a Robert-Smith-meets-Michael-Jackson-with-liver-disease sort of way.  Has anyone else had this same reaction?  What sort of Hollywood sense does de-sexifying Johnny make?
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Was it the purple latex gloves that got you? biggrin.gif

Cher
LazyAsSin
You know, I think it's his mouth. Not so much in that photo, but in the trailer I saw he has it all pursed up... dohcat.gif
coldteablues
QUOTE(LazyAsSin @ May 26 2005, 06:44 PM)
However, I just saw a preview for Charlie and the Chocolate factory and he creeped me out in a Robert-Smith-meets-Michael-Jackson-with-liver-disease sort of way.  Has anyone else had this same reaction?  What sort of Hollywood sense does de-sexifying Johnny make?
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***SPOILER***

Well, I've been hearing that Burton's take on the whole Charlie/Willy Wonka thing this time around is that the bad kids REALLY get what's comin' to 'em.

Cher
coldteablues
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Lauderdale
Cher, the latex gloves got me for sure! I think that look is soooo hot, probably the only reason I'll see the movie. cool.gif
coldteablues
QUOTE(Lauderdale @ Jul 15 2005, 12:27 PM)
Cher, the latex gloves got me for sure!  I think that look is soooo hot, probably the only reason I'll see the movie.    cool.gif
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LOL!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

I'm planning on making the 6:30 showing tonight.

Cher
Lauderdale
I love that!! You obviously get "it" cool.gif

I have an idea .....
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