ok, i don't want to offend or do anything wrong. i know this space is taken seriously by a lot of good writers and good people who take their art seriously. so if this is wrong or offensive, please pm me and i will delete the contents of my post and ask drew to remove it. i'm no writer, but it would seem to be a good way to blow off a little steam. i posted the title above to another thread and it kind of stuck in my head. then i had an idea, those are dangerous things you know, ideas.
let's take a shot at a kind group therapy kinda thing and all write a song together. i'll post a line or two, somebody else copy/paste and add a line or two, then somebody else, and so on, and so on.... all you writers out there feel free to clean it up, punctuate, etc
let's have a little fun and "vent" at the same time...
here goes...
What the f*ck just happened
i'd really love to know
Full Version: WTF Just Happened...
QUOTE(bivester @ Nov 4 2004, 02:00 AM)
What the f*ck just happened
i'd really love to know
i'd really love to know
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
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I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
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this is great. those first two lines were actually sentiments based on the election. the first line, i just kept asking myself. but, since the political threads dead, maybe it's a good thing (i guess 
) that it went in another direction.
) that it went in another direction.
or did it? do de doo doo, doo de dooo dooo.
[Enter Rod Serling for a wrap...]
[Enter Rod Serling for a wrap...]
Edited to be, um... funnier (my last stanza just wasn't). Keep it going!
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What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
=================
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
what the f*ck just happened?
and why haven't you bathed?
that soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
and why haven't you bathed?
that soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
What the f*ck just happened?
And why haven't you bathed?
That soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
What the f*ck just happened?
And why haven't you bathed?
That soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
What the f*ck just happened?
And why haven't you bathed?
That soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
What the f*ck just happened
You're making such a mess
A slow suicide you just can't hide
Is that what you do best?
(that sounds so familiar...)
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
What the f*ck just happened?
And why haven't you bathed?
That soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
What the f*ck just happened
You're making such a mess
A slow suicide you just can't hide
Is that what you do best?
(that sounds so familiar...)
QUOTE(kylie jo @ Nov 14 2004, 05:51 PM)
what the f*ck just happened?
and why haven't you bathed?
that soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
and why haven't you bathed?
that soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
You know, Kylie, if you're trying to tell me something, just say it.
*stomps off*
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
What the f*ck just happened?
And why haven't you bathed?
That soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
What the f*ck just happened
You're making such a mess
A slow suicide you just can't hide
Is that what you do best?
What the f*ck just happened
It's all inside your head
The world is revolving still
It's time to come with me to bed
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
What the f*ck just happened?
And why haven't you bathed?
That soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
What the f*ck just happened
You're making such a mess
A slow suicide you just can't hide
Is that what you do best?
What the f*ck just happened
It's all inside your head
The world is revolving still
It's time to come with me to bed
QUOTE(michelle @ Nov 15 2004, 12:59 PM)
You know, Kylie, if you're trying to tell me something, just say it.
*stomps off*
*stomps off*
Yeah... you muh girl, Mich. But ya STANK!
I love this thread..
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
What the f*ck just happened?
And why haven't you bathed?
That soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
What the f*ck just happened
You're making such a mess
A slow suicide you just can't hide
Is that what you do best?
What the f*ck just happened
It's all inside your head
The world is revolving still
It's time to come with me to bed
What the f*ck just happend
To the last 15 years
Going thru the motions
We've fooled them all my dear
I'd really love to know
The words, the aches, the way she fakes
The whispers seem to grow
What the f*ck just happened
I thought I knew my way
She rang the bell, the trapdoor fell
The vipers had their day
What the f*ck just happened
The pens, the ink, the lies
She tells the tale to cure the smiles
another romance dies
What the f*ck just happened
She used to be so kind
Her kisses were the prelude to
A kick in my behind
What the f*ck just happened
She used to fix her hair
Instead of just to pack a bowl
and laugh and burp and stare
What the f*ck just happened
She used to trim her nails
But now she grows them half a foot
My cheeks are bloody trails
What the f*ck just happened
And what the f*ck's that smell?
My dog, who used to love ME,
has loyalty to sell.
What the f*ck just happened
I'd really like to know how
overnight you went from the
reason for living to a dark lord.
(with a nod to Brown)
What the f*ck just happened?
And why haven't you bathed?
That soap is there for a reason,
no wonder you can't get laid.
What the f*ck just happened
You're making such a mess
A slow suicide you just can't hide
Is that what you do best?
What the f*ck just happened
It's all inside your head
The world is revolving still
It's time to come with me to bed
What the f*ck just happend
To the last 15 years
Going thru the motions
We've fooled them all my dear
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