Rachshel
Apr 21 2004, 03:42 PM
So I was having a random thought and I didn't know where to put it, but it didn't seem big enough for a whole thread, so here's my compromise. Put your random thoughts or pictures or whatever here...
Mine: I just wanted to say "Happy Administrative Professionals Day" to all you administrative professionals out there...
zoey
Apr 21 2004, 03:48 PM
Thanks Rach, at least now I feel special. And happy admin. assistant day to you too!
secretly just me
Apr 21 2004, 04:44 PM
QUOTE(Rachshel @ Apr 21 2004, 12:42 PM)
Mine: I just wanted to say "Happy Administrative Professionals Day" to all you administrative professionals out there...
how sweet...thank you!
secretly just me
Apr 21 2004, 05:14 PM
i have a random question
i have hiccups and i can't get rid of them...anyone have a cure?
zoey
Apr 21 2004, 05:15 PM
Drink water upside down.
secretly just me
Apr 21 2004, 05:18 PM
not sure how this would go over at the office...
stivmc
Apr 21 2004, 05:50 PM
Holding breath for 10-15 secs usually works for me
Rachshel
Apr 21 2004, 05:58 PM
QUOTE(secretly just me @ Apr 21 2004, 05:14 PM)
i have a random question
i have hiccups and i can't get rid of them...anyone have a cure?

Eat a tablespoon of peanut butter.
michelle
Apr 21 2004, 06:15 PM
QUOTE(zoey @ Apr 21 2004, 12:15 PM)
Drink water upside down.
That's what I do when I've got hiccups. Never fails.
FallingLeaf
Apr 21 2004, 06:18 PM
Along that line, what the hell purpose does a hiccup serve? I mean, sneezes clear the sinuses, coughing clears the throat, sniffling does its thing. WHY would we wanna hiccup?
It's a defect, I tell ya. Class action suit in order.
bunnygirl
Apr 21 2004, 06:20 PM
hics- put two spoonfuls of sugar on your tongue and let it dissolve. It is kinda sickening, all that sugar, but it really helps!
colddeadhands
Apr 21 2004, 06:21 PM
South America?? I call back, thank you.
kylie jo
Apr 21 2004, 06:21 PM
lol. good point, troy!
i usually do 'a sugar packet or two'. haha i couldn't resist. (tommy boy)
... or a teaspoon of sugar. it really helps.
Rachshel
Apr 21 2004, 06:23 PM
QUOTE(kylie jo @ Apr 21 2004, 06:21 PM)
... or a teaspoon of sugar. it really helps.
"A Spoonful of Sugar helps the medicine go down..."
Mary Poppins
zoey
Apr 21 2004, 06:28 PM
I've tried the sugar thing and it didn't work. I'm sticking with drinking the water upside down. It works!
digitalpentad
Apr 21 2004, 11:43 PM
dogs, hogs, frogs,
liberation party
Apr 21 2004, 11:49 PM
I'm screwed up and am screwing up my life to match. Whee!
digitalpentad
Apr 21 2004, 11:56 PM
you're too young to close the door on that conclusion
tell me that when your 65
of course I would have to be 95 in order for you to tell me that
never mind
have a nice day
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 12:12 AM
Perhaps I should move to Chibougamou. North shore. Ride-a-ski-doo-to-work. Lose my fingers to frostbite.
Rachshel
Apr 22 2004, 12:14 AM
Perhaps, I've always favored digging a tunnel to China though...
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 12:14 AM
everything I saw was china, china, china
Rachshel
Apr 22 2004, 12:17 AM
Yep...you would think I was Chinese...and then you could be Chinese...
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 12:18 AM
Perhaps I should put a trash basket over my head and sing the Siamese Cat song. I like that song. It's hokey.
Rachshel
Apr 22 2004, 12:21 AM
Then you can put one foot in and take one foot out and do the Hokey Pokey and turn it all around...Cause that's what its all about
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 12:24 AM
skinnamarinkydinkidink, skinnamarinkydoo....
Rachshel
Apr 22 2004, 12:26 AM
I love you...but I really don't think we should get married...
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 12:30 AM
Oh, Eric, this is all so, so sudden.
Rachshel
Apr 22 2004, 12:38 AM
Sudden...you haven't seen anything yet!
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 12:48 AM
lolly lolly lolly
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 12:48 AM
My baby toe's name is Hortense. The other is Ferdinand.
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 01:32 AM
Chibougamou!
zoey
Apr 22 2004, 10:30 AM
QUOTE(Rachshel @ Apr 21 2004, 10:21 PM)
Then you can put one foot in and take one foot out and do the Hokey Pokey and turn it all around...Cause that's what its all about
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 11:07 AM
Then there is hope that one fine day, parents will not look at me askance should I arrive to baby-sit their children in my form-fitting black BITCH T-shirt. (The definition printed below is "a kind, gentle, intelligent woman who got pushed once to often," but they rarely read that far.)
WalrusOct9
Apr 22 2004, 11:10 AM
whoa. that's a cool shirt.

I'd like to show up at my job wearing one of those shirts with a picture of Bush that says 'international terrorist' on it...i'd get fired so damn fast.
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 11:13 AM
At least it wouldn't be "I [plane] NY." Now THAT was an offensive shirt.
WalrusOct9
Apr 22 2004, 11:17 AM
wow. that's awful.
there's a lot of good shirts out there right now. I think my favorite is "Think: It's patriotic."
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 11:24 AM
I want one of those... or perhaps I should express my patriotism with the slogan "our balls are bigger" or "Canadian Women's Drinking Team." I'm supposed to be stupid and pretty, or something.
WalrusOct9
Apr 22 2004, 11:26 AM
I want a shirt that says "Canadian Girls Kick Ass."
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 11:28 AM
QUOTE(WalrusOct9 @ Apr 22 2004, 11:26 AM)
I want a shirt that says "Canadian Girls Kick Ass."

I had one of those, but it got stolen at the gym. Rawr.
WalrusOct9
Apr 22 2004, 11:30 AM
I'm not sure if a guy would be allowed to wear that...but I think it'd be cool. I mean, it's not like it's a false statement.
Rachshel
Apr 22 2004, 11:36 AM
Here are some T-Shirts for thought
"I'm big in Japan"
"I am in a promising local band"
"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research"
"I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I, But they're not, just he is, oh and we are too"
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 11:36 AM
QUOTE(WalrusOct9 @ Apr 22 2004, 11:30 AM)
I'm not sure if a guy would be allowed to wear that...but I think it'd be cool. I mean, it's not like it's a false statement.

*mutters to imaginary sheriff* "Smoothie, he's definitely a smoothie...."
linda76
Apr 22 2004, 11:36 AM
My brother wore one. He's a chick magnet. Went over very well.
Linda
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 11:38 AM
For Christmas, I bought my brother a T-shirt which read "my imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems." He rarely took it off... until I gave him a blue T with the Superman logo. The boy reeks. I should stop buying him clothes.
WalrusOct9
Apr 22 2004, 11:40 AM
QUOTE
*mutters to imaginary sheriff* "Smoothie, he's definitely a smoothie...."
Is it working?
lara
Apr 22 2004, 11:44 AM
QUOTE(WalrusOct9 @ Apr 22 2004, 11:30 AM)
I'm not sure if a guy would be allowed to wear that...but I think it'd be cool. I mean, it's not like it's a false statement.

See? Here is a perfect example.
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 11:45 AM
You'll eventually find out.

Ooh! Ice cream! I want some! (I should put away my birthday cards.)
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 12:37 PM
I had my first shot of local anaesthesia four and a half hours ago. I still can't feel the left half of my tongue. Boo.
liberation party
Apr 22 2004, 12:39 PM
I am so glad no one is watching me eat.
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