following my wife's format...

Um...

Vegetarian, Music Fiend (1100 and counting), Accountant, Husband, Recovering Christian attending a Unitarian Universalist church, Workin' for the Man - but he's a local Dayton man with a good idea about business, Reader of Magazines & Liner Notes, Tantric Goddess Worshipper, African-American & Brother (but I'm only an "African-American brother" to my 3 siblings), Son, Uncle, Masseur & Masseuee, Mower of the Lawn, Taxpayer & Taxpreparer, Concerned and often annoyed Citizen, Liberal, German-English-Pole, All-Star, Grad Student, Fuzzy (not Hairy), Lover, Yoga-wannabe, Webmaster and Junkie, Friend, Eccentric, Sometimes a Listener- but moreso a Wanderer, Not a Dancer, Makes Jokes For Self (if others laugh, even better), Eater, Drinker, Etc.
Happiness is key.
Right.
Dan